BS

Yesterday, my friends gave, as a present, an anti-bullshit suit. You should see it; it's beautiful! It looks almost like a zoot suit. It's red with a black belt and a hat of the same color. The hat has a feather that is twice the length of my middle finger. I saw them cutting little pieces of fabric and then putting them together. At first, I didn't think it would be as beautiful as it is. And, the best thing is that it's bullshit proof.

Thanks my friends that's the most beautiful present someone could ever have given me.